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| SEO() = Dedicated to improving
the life of programmers, software engineers, bit twiddlers, pixel
pushers, and coders everywhere through the power of humor,
entertainment, and reminders of just why this is so much fun. Toys!
Testimonials and Further Use Cases [OK. Some people are just so pedantic. So, for them, this is a reminder that this is just all completely made up and that you are finding it quite enjoyable and entertaining to read. Tell all your friends. Right now, please.] "Thank you sooooooooooo much!!! I used to have, you know, severe coders block? But now, I just, you know, roll the dice and it tells me what to do? But, I mean, I got fired from my first job, because, you know, I'd throw the dice and they would make a lot of noise and roll off the desk and people would trip on them. But my new job is so much better. Like, with higher pay? And, well, only thing is that so many people are throwing your dice all the time and, like, you know, it is kind of noisy and hard to think? But, oh, I really really really really really really like the dice. Bye."
"I use your dice to Promote my favorite language, framework or architecture. By setting it on my desk at work, my boss sees it every time he bothers me about the Decrepit State of Things - How we are all just doomed - That with all of us with our really bad attitudes, no one will want to hire us when we go belly up - Why we are spending 99% of our resources trying to figure out where all our resources are going... Well, you know the kind of place. I casually pick up the dice and roll it around in my hand. Without me having to bring it up, AGAIN, he consciously and unconsciously registers that I am cognizant of, conversant in, and capable of working in my favorite language, framework or architecture. One of these days he will get a clue. And until that improbable happens, I just park my tired old brain inside that dice.... waiting... waiting..." |
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